Great Indian Blog Tamasha

The Asia Blog Awards is on. And no surprises I aint on it. Maybe I'll compete for it in 2027. But first I need to get this debut out (or the way I see it my magnum opus. )
Well how does one come to know about the mysterious award show. Well the allusion to shameless postings on Jabberwork comments and the act itself by Jabby.
So clickity clicketh away and behold I was on the Best Indian Blog .
No points for guessing who I should have voted for - it should have been Jaby. After all fidelity demanded it. Not for any other reason except that I will be telling nay boasting to my kids some day ..you know the Pulitzer winner Jabberwock ...well he was my class mate...and my vote(sic) helped him get noticed by Penguin and lo look he's a bestseller today. He owes 0.001% of his billion dollar royalty to me.
Alas this was not be for curiosity got the better out of me and lo and behold I was snorting out loud 2 *3*7 times (thats umm... where’s the damn calculator 2*3 is 6 multiplied by 7 err. ...that’s well a large number) on why a method existed to a chronological order of voting.
I probably had one look at the Great Bong.net. no surprises that to decipher the bong post one has to be at the intellectual best.
But the one that really got me inquisitive is the Compulsive Confessor. Yes sirrrr the mysterious eM. She has me hooked with her phlegm and goo. Consider me shallow (i beg to differ ...there is no shallowness none of it ... it is but an empty well) but throw in an element of mystery, confessions of the "horizontal kind", a tad of gossip(well the more the better) and empty whining and request for sympathies. Yes sirr you have me hooked.
Complusive Confessor is the soap of all blogs... .The blogger blogger ki kahani (with due apologies to Balaji productions) or like Kkkusm's life the Blogesssssss's life. (Well the S words hold sway rather thank the K out here. )
Infact so hooked am I that I even googled out mynna, journalism, and went into my orkut account looking for this mysterious cat.
I am like a newly formed soap addict wanting to catch up on all the missed episodes in the life of the Complusive Confessor. Already I became jealous of K, Z and P Q R ABCDEFGHIJK.... you get the point. And I was so relieved that eM broke up with K. I mean I did feel sorry for her but I like fancy my chances.
No she wont get the proverbial Y shaped chest (I can promise a Bog O though ) but hey eM I aint like all other alphabets. I mean there is inner beauty for us men folk tooo...legend has it mostly its somewhere below the belly but I digress this post is about you.
eM darling I hope the alphabet V has not been occupied. . I started out this post with the title Half A Mind (and probably you guessed it how apt the title would have been ) but some one else had taken possession of it. Demented chap..salaaa.