Black Friday !!!
You wake up bleary-eyed to a hot steaming cup of chai which maa brings to you while you're still loathe to get up still snuggled up in the cozy embryonic warmth of the quilt. There's still time before you'll be hit by the piercing coldness of December and the quagmire of post its that have those pending incomplete "to do assignments" that were due late yesterday. You're still oblivious to the pressures that were omnipresent late last night. Snug and secure, you’re still ensconced in armor of the quilt.
Neverland is just a wink away.
Ambidextrously he slowly reaches out for the newspaper with one hand while sipping the hot cuppa tea, warmed by the lamp that’s been by his bedside ever since.
Slowly, leisurely, he scans down below to the crisp virgin newspaper.
La-haulle-vila-kuwooat!!!...... Bulls eye beta!!!...They struck again......It had to happen, sooner rather than later. A global conspiracy I tell you.
Lies, White Lies and Statistics he had learnt. They hit first with the mother of all lies - statistics and now they use this flanking medical strategy to open another front.
Juniors under all round attack.
Circumcision halves HIV risk the bastards aver. This is supposed to be a mans world. Have some Amazonian feminist take over the print media. Medical bobitisiation.
And some misanthrope just quoted "Go HT "
Friday couldn’t have been blacker.
posted by UnSane @ 6:30 PM
4 Comments:
what is wrong with circumcision? Apparently its cleaner too.
And "appranetly" fucking painful too.....
La-haulle-vila-kuwooat
luuuurrrrrvvvvvveeee that phrase! what does it mean?
and dude, circumcision is good not just because it implies 'cutting' down the hiv risk. hehehe i had to pun on that one. hehehe
how are you UnSane ji? ki gall haegi?
and ohohoho! merry christmas and a hppy new year to you ji
I haven’t the faintest idea girl, but if you have seen some paki plays (oh yes guilty as charged,, however much I want to nuke those bastards I have watched "thier" plays and sheepish admission loved them as well..that rustic humored bakra kishto pe, and those plays in which there is that cute cute zora... ) then you do have heard this exclamation!!!
Sure Sure Cut ‘em down lady, burn them down.... but remember they are the only single source of natural entertainment...And don’t you dare deny it ;))
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