I told you so...

[grumble grumble grumble ]Ms Shitty is raking moolahs raking in by the minute.
All because she was at the reciveing end of name calling on which the jury is still out whether that was or not infact a racist remark.

As I grumble the doyen of India, the torchbearer of anti racism makes more money, nay prints and mints more money than seventy seven generations of mine have aggegrated and time valued for inflation in 2007 terms.

Movies, Biogrpahies and talk shows focusing on her royal slighted shittyness by britains loveliest scum will adorn media headlines every waking hour. Streets will be named after her. Maybe even kids.

Movies- The Shitty Story
Biographies - Shitting on Big Boss
Streets - Shitty Street


Money Money Money, Shilpa dahling, must be honey!!!

If insults be the sole way to wealthdom then insult on...........

Shilpa dahling if insults be valued please find my rate card too.

Please find my personal "Priceless Insult Rate Card"

Insult......................................Rate
Paki........................................USD $10,000/-
Shilpa.........................................USD $0/-
Sheety........................................USD $0/-
Shilpa Shetty............................USD 10,000,000/-

Senility Beckons...

I dont think of going to sleep with a woman no more, I now fanatisize waking up with The One.

Bus stops, young Fathers and little toting daughters, a happy picture they make.

I fear commitment still, but am willing to live with it.

Oh lord am I suffering from the uterus syndrome.

This is repulsive, I think its time!! I think I should start drinking afterall.

oh my god .....